Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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