and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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