I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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