What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
whose parrot is this?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
