nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
If I had your ass I would rule the world
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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