I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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