he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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