i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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