I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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