White coat. Heels.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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