Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
birth control should be required to get into college
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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