shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Shame - the story of my life.
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