I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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