Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm always down for nudity.
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