butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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