She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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