found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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