Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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