dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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