Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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