Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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