Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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