question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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