plz talk dirty to me
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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