I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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