DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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