office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
The air taste purple.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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