Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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