It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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