i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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