Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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