I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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