Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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