i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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