your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
