I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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