I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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