"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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