I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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