Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
