can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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