glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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