no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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