I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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