I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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