I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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