oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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