seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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