Already got asked if we're dating
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
