Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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