Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i think i have two assholes
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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