If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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