I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
We are two peas in an std pod
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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