the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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